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Iscah Sciarra is an American anti-influencer and producer. 

While Ms. Sciarra can write bullshit ad copy and propaganda with the best in the world, she chooses, instead, to use her powers to hypnotize men for fun and profit. She is a former neuroscientist and the world’s first female wrath model. 

She is to be feared, honestly. But also adored. 

Iscah has appeared in several ad campaigns as other people as well as co-produced for allegedly high-profile projects, but always ducks into another pseudonym before the townspeople can arrive with pitchforks. Her work has appeared in places as diverse as Playboy, Tribeca Interactive, the Bitcoin Conference, and Harvard Law School. 

Perhaps you found one of her blogs.

Iscah Sciarra is a hologram. Or. She may have a twin. She is frequently compared to Sofia Loren by people who want to fuck her -- and presumably, Sofia Loren. Everything she says is euphemism. Once, Martin Scorsese’s screenwriting agent contacted her after reading her blog, and she promptly moved from LA all the way back across the country instead of taking the meeting. 

A former world-ranked athlete, she spends her free time preparing for hand to hand combat if/should the rule of law ever break down. She’s never started a fight but she’s never lost one either.

She is old enough to date your father. 

She lives in the vicinity of New York City, is a licensed realtor in Connecticut, and can be reached via ECCO@ISCAHSCIARRA.COM